Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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