Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Penis.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Life

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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