Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Iif your reading this ur gay

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

A car walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Kameron Brown is gay.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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