- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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