- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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