- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

homosexuals are gay

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Where's my baby??

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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