- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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