- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

this is stupid .... yep

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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