- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

"Knock knock." "No."

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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