- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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