- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Women's rights

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

save me from the nothing ive become

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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