A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Women's rights

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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