Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

joe diragi whacks off his dog

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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