What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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wael.. nuff said

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Anti Joke

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