- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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