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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

People...

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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