How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Women's rights

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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