Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Where's the dick??? east

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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