- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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