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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Boxing on Boxing Day

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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