Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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