- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

You know what's natural? Bears.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Anyone can post anything.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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