Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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