Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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