- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Neil is a reterd.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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