- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

So a horse walks into a barn.

A man walks into a bar

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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