- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Blacks

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Womens basketball

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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