- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Cheese

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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