- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

And you honored it I see :P

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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