Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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