- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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