- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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