- Anti Joke

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Your momma's so old she might die soon.