Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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I am very humble.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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smell the vitamin C

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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