What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

I'm HIV positive.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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