What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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