What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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24

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Anti Joke

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