One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Blacks

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

u suck

Knock knock Shut up

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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