Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Dakota Fanning

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Once upon a time

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Pianos.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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