- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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