- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

The dewey decimal system

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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