The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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