- Anti Joke

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!