What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Shea's sty....

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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