- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Wait! hundred billions!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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