Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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