What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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