What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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