what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

your no better than a cockroach

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

dry handjob

Soccer...

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

feminists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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