What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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women's rights

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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