- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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