- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

The lion swallowed his pride.

hey hey apple

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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