A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

John Cena for president

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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