Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

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