- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Mahmy

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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