- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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