"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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