Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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