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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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