a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Girls soccer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

The GOV and the WHO?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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