Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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The Qur'an

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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People with cancer.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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