- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Alright then, call me sometime then.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Women's rights.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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