- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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