- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats up and also down? your mum

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A seal walks into a club.

You bumder!