Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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The Qur'an

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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People with cancer.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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