- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Knock knock Come in

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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