Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Tim likes girls

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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