So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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