6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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c-? men, C-men

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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hi anti joke

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Not a joke.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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