- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's a joke? Funny

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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