- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

knock knock who's there ?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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