whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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