Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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