Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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