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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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