- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

smell the vitamin C

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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