Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Tim likes girls

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

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