What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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JUST KIDDING^

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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snooki

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Anti Joke

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