- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's a joke? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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