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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

My love life

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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