Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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knock knock who's there ?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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LOL

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Anti Joke

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