Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Dumbledore dies.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Half life 3 confirmed

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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darude- sandstorm

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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