- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

1+2 = 6

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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