What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

I love alchohol!

Womans baksetball...

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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