- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

your life

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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