your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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