- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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