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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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