What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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