Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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White men's rights

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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