roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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