There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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