What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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