- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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