- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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