- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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