What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Ron Paul for President!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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