Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

How do you make a little girl cry?

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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