What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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I have a really funny joke.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Dance is a sport

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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