Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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