- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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