What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Democracy.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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