The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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