What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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