- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's 9 + 10 19

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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