- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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