Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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