- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

This is my favorite antijoke.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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