- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

I <3 Hitler

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

i hate black people

knock knock... ...no answer

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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