- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's your guys names?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Boxing on Boxing Day

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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