Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Your social life.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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can you pass the soap?

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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mental kid

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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