What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

everyone dislike this

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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