Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

irish man drinking john smiths

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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