- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

why dont they make black forks

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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