What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Boob

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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