An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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