Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Robin, get in the car!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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