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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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