One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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