- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I am a mime

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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