I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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