- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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