- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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