- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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