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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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