- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anyone can post anything.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Take wrong turns

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

hi

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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