- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I have read the terms and conditions

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Once, I went to Peru.

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