Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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