- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

The chicken crossed the road.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What would Muhammed do?

silver bullet?

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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