- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Once, I went to Peru.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

a skinny sumo wrestler

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