What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

smell the vitamin C

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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