- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

mitchell palmer sucks

so the weather's nice...

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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