Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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