- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Oh, go away

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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