Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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LET

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Chlamydia

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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