Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

epic win?

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Anti Joke

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