What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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